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"Holmes… I have a missive here saying we've been
given a gift by an anonymous benefactor."
"Surely, there's some clue to the identity," he remarked, barely looking up
from the Times.
"None that I can discern."
"Then, pray tell what is the gift?"
"LiveJournal time," I ventured, with some puzzlement. "Whatever that is."
"Ah!" Holmes ejaculated. "A definite clue!"
He snatched the message from my hands and began to pace slowly about the
room. "A woman… an ardent follower of your embellished adventures… with no
shame… and a penchant for the vulgar."
"You don't mean...?"
"Yes, Watson: a slash fan." |